 
Who was this scary spider scaring ?
Answer at bottom of column
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Who did these mittens belong too? Answer at bottom of column |
These tarts look really nice, but who made them?
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I think he lived in a castle, do you know who he was? Answer at bottom of column |
I think the colour of this big square is a good clue ?
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I do believe this gentleman could make you better? Answer at bottom of column
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What do you call a
motor bike belonging to a witch ?
A broooooooom stick !
Why did the child study in the aeroplane ?
He wanted a higher education !
Why was the broom late ?
It over swept !
Do you know the time ?
No, we haven't met yet !
What kind of hair do oceans have ?
Wavy !
What runs but never walks ?
Water !
How do you make milk shake ?
Give it a good scare !
Whats red and flies and wobbles at the same time ?
A jelly copter !
Waiter, this soup tastes funny ?
Then why aren't you laughing !
Why did the clock get sick ?
It was run down !
www.kidsworldfun.com/jokes.php | What
do you call a man who forgets to put his underpants on ?
Nicholas ! What
do you call a man with a tree growing out of his head ?
Ed-Wood ! What
do you call a woman with a sheep on her head ?
Baa-Baa-Ra ! What
do you call a fish on the dining table ?
A Plaice Mat ! What
do you call a man who wears tissue paper trousers ?
Russell ! What
do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head ?
Sister Matic ! Why
did the man with a pony tail go to see his doctor ?
He was a little hoarse ! What
do you call a witch flying through the skies ?
Broom Hilda What
did the idiot call his pet zebra ?
Spot ! www.kidsworldfun.com/jokes.php |
Now for your enjoyment a few very funny video clips that will make you laugh after all that hard work solving the answers to the quiz.
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On a totally different theme altogether these ae taken from the older days of cartoon comedy, arting with "Felix the Cat"
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The Zoo 
A cheerful old bear at the zoo could always find something to do When it bored him to go On a walk too and fro He reversed it and walked fro and too.
| The Bike Ride
When riding her bike by the lake The young lady made a mistake, She rode into the water Like no one should ought - a Squashed a duckling, the duck and the drake
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Poor Willie 
The bottle of perfume that Willie sent, Was highly displeasing to Millicent. Her thanks were so cold That they quarrelled, I'm told Through that silly scent, Willie sent Millicent
| First Love
A long time ago in Sudan I fell for a swarthy young man, And althoough he was nice His heart was like ice So I dumped him an went to Milan
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Answer to Question One Little Miss Muffet was Frightened Away by the spider. He wasn't very big though, was he?
Little Miss Muffet - Nursery Rhyme In English... by KidzTeddy
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Answer to Question Two
The Three Naughty Kittens but they found them again so they did get pie for supper.
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Answer to Question Three
The knave of hearts stole them away though and ate them all himself
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Answer to Question Four
I loved Old King Cole when I was little, this and the Grand Old Duke of York.
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Answer to Question Five
Poor Boy Blue, he mst be going to bed very late. I hope you don't go to bed late children.
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Answer to Question Six
Poor Dr. Foster, he looks more like Sherlock Holmes to me :)
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